By Bela “Bill” Suhayda
I’ve been given a pseudonym by Charles Coddington. I am the “Gaslighter.” As much as I appreciate Coddinton’s new name for me, the problem remains, I like Wayne Johnson’s moniker better. He calls me “Wild Bill.” I think Wild Bill is a much better fit for me, as I’ve been known to get a little saucy with soccer referees both as player and coach.
The Chas, as he refers to himself, described his superiority to me saying: “I know more than he does. I read a lot and I soak up knowledge like a sponge. BS will never know as much as I know even if he lives to be 100.”
He goes further: “And speaking of knowing a lot, during my days of writing to/for TONIT, I took a lot of heat for my views.” Coddington continues saying after he wrote an essay on religion, he was labeled the “Great Godless Guru” by a fan. He loved the new label, eventually shortening it to GGG.
Well I’m thinking one good turn deserves another. And since I’ve been blessed with such creative names as Gaslighter by Charles and Wild Bill by Wayne, I think I should be kind to them, in return. I already have and use a nickname for Wayne…I call him Wayne’s World. I haven’t yet christened Coddington until now. So from this day forward Mr. Coddington will be known as “The Sponge.” I’ve chosen this name to honor Charles because of how he describes himself. Charles said of himself: “I read a lot and I soak up knowledge like a sponge. So sponge it is! Coddington from this day forward will be known as The Sponge. I think it is the perfect name for Charles because he is all wet all of the time.
In other much more important news, we have had another attempted assassin lying in wait to assassinate Donald Trump. If you remember, the last one was on a rooftop 150 yards from where Trump was about to speak.
Rally people saw him and the Secret Service didn’t. This recent assassin was lurking in the weeds and fence line around Trump’s golf course. Ryan Wesley Routh, hid close to hole No. 6 for 12 hours undetected by Secret Service assigned to Trump. Imagine this. Donald Trump was going to be playing golf on his golf course. He was already on the fifth hole when gunshots rang out. A Secret Service agent, in advance of Trump, approaching hole six, saw the barrel of a rifle sticking out of the bushes adjacent to the green. The agent fired shots as Trump was then escorted away from the area. It is miraculous to me that the Secret Service agent was able to see the black barrel of a gun sticking out of dark green vegetation. This is the second time Trump has gotten very lucky.
All of us need to wonder what is going on here. Has the Secret Service thought of using drones to survey areas around where presidential candidates are going to be? We have infrared equipment that can be placed on drones to detect body heat of assassins lying in wait to kill Biden, Harris, or Trump. It has only been two months since the last attempt on Trump’s life. And the Secret Service still hasn’t thought of using drones?
Thomas Crooks, an amateur 20 year old assassin did think to use drones to plan his assassination attempt. Ask yourself why Secret Service doesn’t use technology to protect lives. Children use them for entertainment.
Opinion: Mayorkas’ Secret Service has enabled assassins twice. Homeland Security knows Iran (Suleimani) wants Trump dead.