Checking in to see how all of you readers are enjoying president Donald Trump’s fulfilled promises of lower gas and food prices, lower inflation, a skyrocketing stock market, millions of new jobs, no new wars with no lives of our troops on the line (thousands of our soldiers are already in the Middle East to fight a war Trump said was already won), tariffs will make us rich, blah, blah, blah. All our MAGA voters out there must be, since they voted for Trump even after they knew what he was like.
Unfortunately, those of us who knew better are paying the price (more than $4.50 a gallon for gas in parts of the country). There is a glimmer of hope now that a number of MAGAs have seen that glimmer and are turning against their Dear Leader. In spite of millions spent by the GOP on elections, Trump-backed candidates are biting the dust.
Recently, Trump said our former living presidents (I’m surprised he didn’t unknowingly throw in a couple of dead ones) told him they wish they had the courage to obliterate Iran while they were in office. Actually, none said he spoke to him. The reason they didn’t start a war with Iran because they had the common sense to realize it would destabilize the whole Middle East, just like it’s doing now. But they didn’t have their names in the Epstein Files thousands of times like Trump does.
It would be unfair of me to make fun of the intelligence and common sense of Trump. He was once again braggadocious about the third cognitive test he took saying he aced it, adding the doctor told him he’s never seen anyone answer all the questions correctly. Donny’s former doctor Reiner suggested that his advisers tone down his bluster because the test has questions such as “Subtract 7 from 100” or instructions to look at pictures of animals and “Identify the camel” or to “draw the hands on a clock” to indicate a certain time. It’s not a good look [for the president].”
As to his physical condition, the bruise on the back of his right hand has generated significant media and social media speculation it’s caused by IV’s from Leqembi transfusions, a new drug to treat dementia.
You must all be aware by now that the No Kings Rallies are bigger than ever with estimates of 8 million protesters attending more than 3,000 nationwide rallies Saturday, March 28. I assume that’s just the number here in the good ol’ USA and doesn’t include those in other countries—Spain, France, England to name a few. Meanwhile, Trump was golfing in Palm Beach, Fla., and blowing the whole thing off as small groups of anti-American losers.
Earlier in that week, while strategy meetings were convened strategizing new Iran War strategies and missiles were strategically killing people in the Middle East, Trump was touring Graceland so he could relish the fact that he’s turned the Oval Office and the White House into an even more gaudy, gag-inducing spectacle than Elvis ever could have imagined even if Elvis was actually dead (we all know he isn’t). Other presidents, even the deceitful Lyndon Baines Johnson (no relation), stayed involved in ongoing conflicts.
Some of Trump’s staff members have indicated that he’s gotten bored with the war and wants to move on to something else. Watch out, Cubans.
And, by the way, where’s the new Trump Health Plan?