Breakups: But who gets custody of the children?

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What had been predicted early on by political experts and others in-the-know, such as old men sitting together for an early morning coffee at a McDonalds, the tearful split between Elon Musk and Donald Trump has finally happened. Darn! Now let the name-calling-blame-game begin. Musk seems to have the upper hand because he finally scrounged up some brainpower and admitted what a boondoggle Trump’s Big Beautiful Tax Bill would be for America if passed. Gee, ya think? Trump figured by throwing some crumbs to the average American, one in the form of a $1,000 fund for couples having a baby (preferably a human-type), they wouldn’t notice how quickly that thousand would be offset by the increased cost of groceries, child care, taxes and everything else in their daily lives if the orange-faced huckster’s tax bill passed. What it all boils down to is two narcissistic billionaire egomaniacs fighting for power while we lowly average Americans are in between, trying to catch pieces of our democracy as it gets tattered to shreds. Boys will be boys.

Speaking of boondoggles and tattered democracy, Donny was so upset about the demonstrations in Los Angeles that he sent in the National Guard even though California governor Gavin Newsom said it would only make the situation worse, which it did. I’m curious how Trump said he wouldn’t let our Nation be torn apart by these demonstrations, when it didn’t bother him at all on January 6 when rioters stormed the Capitol as he sat eating a bag of Cheetos while watching it on TV.

But health experts’ say because of Trump’s deteriorating physical and mental condition, he won’t make it through the remainder of his term. Oh, he’ll still be president because the GOP-led Congress would never agree to put him out of office, but he’ll degrade the Oval Office with his Jabba the Hutt-like body and a brain indistinguishable from curly fries.

Since I mentioned deteriorating, Trump’s Bedminster Golf Resort recently received the lowest possible health rating (a 32 out of 100 = F), making it the worst possible place to eat in New Jersey. Even the cockroaches have issued health warnings to their compadres in the immediate area. How do you like that, you rich golf club MAGAs? This is the guy who can’t even pick the right people to run a restaurant; you can see why those he picked to run our government are so inept.

How about Kristi “Don’t Know ‘Em” Noem? She’s in charge of our country’s security, but can’t keep her purse from being stolen. And while she’s rounding up supposed undocumented, not-duly-processed aliens and sending them off to who knows where, Trump is busy replacing the departed with our own lily-white American criminals, who have actually been tried and convicted, by releasing them from prison with pardons. What’s wrong with this picture?

On a brighter note, Donny has lost 96% of the cases he and his team have brought to court. So what’s a poor president to do? Get rid of the judges who ruled against them on these cases, that’s what.

Everything Trump touches dies. Maybe not physically, but close to it. Elon should have figured that out, although he may be rich enough to recover. But look at My Pillow Guy Mike Lindell, Rudy Giuliani, every business that Trump ever started, and the thousands of innocent people who have starved or died from health-related problems since he discontinued U.S. aid to other countries.

The White House Moron’s birthday parade wears a thin disguise as a parade to honor the 250th anniversary of the Army and will cost somewhere between $16 and $45 million. This is the same guy who is cutting veteran benefits, reducing the number of medical staff at VA hospitals and clinics, including those who are on the veteran suicide hot lines. But at least they’ll have a nice parade to watch while they end their lives. As a veteran myself I have no words to show the frustration and sadness I have for vets who voted for Trump after the disrespect he has shown for their service. They don’t care that he considers them, and those who died in battle, suckers and losers; he’s still their guy. Draft-dodger Trump’s lips should burst into flame whenever the word “veteran” issues forth from his lying mouth. It would be beautiful if, when the troops passed his dictatorial viewing stand, they all did the required salute but kept four of their fingers of their hand out of sight in the process.

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