Category: Feature

“Confessions of a Taxi Driver,” Part Five: Until now, I have been discussing those Crackerjacks who operate motor vehicles as if they were the only ones allowed on the streets/highways. Yet, not all Crackerjacks can be found in four-wheeled conveyances; many of them operate the two-wheeled variety. And, believe me,...

Have you been receiving your fair share of “junk mail,” dear reader: All of those retail advertisements; solicitations from charitable organizations; offers of books, magazines, and newspapers which will improve your life? Would you like to know how to receive even more? If you answered “yes” to either question, you...

Confessions of a taxi driver, part four: I now present a new category of “Crackerjacks,” which I call the “Pests.” Pests are those drivers who, while not posing any particular hazard to the free flow of traffic, nevertheless create uncertainty and/or anxiety just by their mere presence. Other Crackerjacks might...

Confessions of a taxi driver, part three: In my previous essay in this series, I designated a group of “Crackerjacks” as “Pushers,” as they tend to “push” other drivers out of their way because they are in such a bloody hurry to get somewhere, anywhere, even though the urgency is...