Chaos reigns supreme once again as the newly elected buffoon-in-chief, Donald Trump, wields his permanent marker, jumping right into imposition of the actions outlined in Project 2025 for all Americans to enjoy. Each morning from now on when I wake up I’ll be wondering what the convicted felon and sexual predator in the White House has done to lower the opinion of America in the eyes of the world and what new pain has been inflicted on us.
What happened to his promise to lower grocery prices on things such as eggs during his first week in office? Never happened. Never will happen. The gasbag that is Trump has no control over the bird flu or other naturally occurring events due to the weather. ICE agents are rounding up undocumented people (I won’t call them aliens because that sounds like some kind of sharp-toothed, drooling creature trying to bite off Sigourney Weaver’s head), even wrongly corralling 15 Navajo Nation members. The Navajos had to provide proof of citizenship before they could be released, even though their ancestors were here hundreds of years before the ancestors of those white ICE agents discovered they wouldn’t fall off the edge of a flat earth and be gobbled up by dragons.
This round up action has already emptied fields of the people who pick the fruits and veggies that end up in our supermarkets, where prices will soon shoot to infinity and beyond. I’ll have to pawn a kid (preferably the neighbor’s annoying one) to get a tomato. The good news is there are now a lot of job openings for MAGAs seeking field work.
Another giant hit to the pocketbooks of We the People are the ridiculous tariffs being imposed, as we speak, on imported goods. The only products that will remain affordable will be America-made WeatherTech®floor liners. Maybe we should try scrambling or deep-frying those things. Might be good. And those countries being hit with the tariffs will impose their own on American goods making American goods more costly to foreigners, leading to layoffs of our workers or plants shut down completely. Donny Dimwit says the American people will understand and accept all this. These people who will “accept” this are the same ones who grumbled about the high price of bread and eggs. No problem. They’re good with it. Justin Trudeau understands and accepts it. He’s imposing a 25% tariff on American goods while searching for suppliers in other countries
No more new underwear. It’s all made in Bangladesh or India or some other off-the-wall country. Walmarts will be shrunk into gas station quickie marts once all the foreign made products are no longer available. If by chance the products are still available it will be at Neiman-Marcus prices. I’ll bet the White House Moron will somehow be able to market his Chinese-made junk over the airwaves to dim-witted MAGAs, though. Speaking of dimwits, if his totally unqualified sycophant cabinet nominees weren’t bad enough, Trump is dumping all the federal workers who aren’t loyal to him, to be replaced by a flock of yes men and woman who will fulfill his every wish.
Fortunately, a federal judge blocked one of his highly over-the-top-in-stupid executive orders. If you can pick out one that’s more stupid than the others, this one was to freeze federal loans and grants so the Moron–in-Chief and his administration of boobs could cut those that the criminal MAGA leader didn’t like. What? Your schools are in a blue state? So sorry. Bye.
Due to the recent D.C. helicopter and passenger jet catastrophe, Trump has emailed all traffic controllers to quit their jobs. He probably wants to fill the positions with more unqualified employees such as his doofus sons. He also declined to waste his time visiting the site of the crash to respect those who died and whose bodies are still presumably among the wreckage. He had a golf game scheduled.
But fear not, loyal The Voice readers. Trump’s approval rating has sunk to a new low. The Doomsday Clock has moved to 89 seconds to Armageddon, the closest it’s ever been since it was first created in 1947, which means all of the above may be of no consequence soon.
Have a magical day.