Oh, Donny Boy, the courts, the courts, are calling. Prosecutor Fani Willis took the step that those before her in New York and D.C. had avoided: Taking a mug shot of Trump. Did you happen to notice that the protestors Trump asked to show up and raise hell and make blood run in the streets when he was to be booked at the Fulton County (Ga.) jail never showed up? I heard one newscaster say she saw maybe one person outside the jail when he arrived. Within three hours, I received an E-mail offering a Trump mug with Trump’s devilish mug on it. Need I mention to anyone that Don-Don’s recorded weight and height were a joke? Trump, whose body approximates that of Jabba the Hut, listed his weight at 215 pounds. My brother-in-law in Texas is the same height and bulk as Trump and he happens to weigh 325 pounds.
A Trump supporter interviewed leaving a rally, who said she’s QAnon, claimed that JFK Jr. is still alive and is running the country. Another said that because of some weird time warp or something (it was hard to follow the non-existent logic), JFK Jr. was really the 19th president. The interviewer told her No.19 was Rutherford B. Hayes, but she said no, it was JFK Jr. because the military took over the country in 1776 and is still running it today (?). This sounds like something I would write, but are actual examples of the scary things coursing through the casaba melons substituting as brains in the heads of hardened MAGA Trumpers.
To the MAGAs, Trump, no matter how many lies he tells or how many new crimes of his are unearthed, is their saint and martyr. He’s said he’s suffering all his persecution for them. (To quote former Trump friend and advisor Chris Christie, “Donald Trump doesn’t give a damn about the American people.”). I can picture a holy card with an illustration of Trump in a loincloth, tied to a tree, his blubbery body pierced with numerous arrows, while his eyes are cast heavenward in a St. Sebastian imitation (Forget it. I’ve already copyrighted this.). Or, MAGA artists could take already existing holy card artwork and drop Trump’s face on it, just like what was done with those Trump collectible cards bargain priced at only $99. each.
Evangelicals feel that as long as Donny Boy is pro-life, they can overlook a few minor details…such as the 666 brand in the middle of his scalp.
When elected president, Trump would consolidate the government into one big, happy Executive Branch so he could have complete control, an idea he stole from fascist Mussolini in Italy in the 1930s. Mussolni ended up with his body hanged upside down at a gas station. Don-Don’s too fat to be dragged through the streets and hanged.
According to legal scholars on both the right and the left, existing Section 3 of the 14th Amendment eliminates Trump from ever running for office again because of his engagement in insurrection against the U.S.. Let’s send him packing.
If quickly-rising GOP presidential hopeful and climate-change denier Vivek Ramaswamy (dingdong) is elected, he’ll raise the voting age to 25. I guess he thinks anyone younger is too busy tik-toking to vote intelligently. So rather than seek the young vote, he’d just eliminate it. Vivek claims he was misquoted by an Atlantic reporter when he said there were federal agents on the planes that crashed into the Twin Towers on 9/11. The newspaper published the actual recording and that’s exactly what Swamy said.
Donald’s buddy, Vladimir Putin, decided he was wasting too much time he should be devoting to destruction of the Ukraine having an individual who crosses him accidentally fall out of a hi-rise window. He economized recently by killing eight birds with one exploding airplane stone.
I can’t sign off without mention of the astute The Voice reader who fact-checked the “facts” of frequent contributor Wild Bill Suhayda a couple of editions back. Wild Bill claims he presents the truth as opposed to doggerel The Chaz and I post as fact. She proved his doggerel was fake. Take that, Wild Bill (I’m sticking my tongue out now.).