By Bela “Bill” Suhayda
Joe Biden and the White House said they want to blot out the Sun. Yes…you read that right!! There’s a push to artificially-reduce sunlight warming the surface of the Earth. The plan: Put aerosols into the stratosphere to reflect sunlight back into space. And why is this necessary? The specter of climate change, of course.
But there’s more!
Beef cattle, where we get much of our proteins, are flatulent. Their “emissions” are considered greenhouse gasses. So no more prime rib for you.
Government and Biden want you to start a diet of grubs and beetles. Get ready to eat spiders, roaches, and scorpions. A diet of bugs means we don’t have to eat beef any more. Hurray, what a relief. Climate-changers say insects are a great source of proteins and a much-more friendly diet which protects our climate. Forget about your gasoline driven automobile, as well. China and India can eat beef and burn fossil fuels! No beef or fossil fuels for you!
Until now, you may not have known cows could destroy our planet just by passing wind? I was shocked to learn this fact, as well. Woke scientists know best.
But the climate models they keep tweaking continue to be wrong. For the sake of the planet, your prime rib must be replaced by Scorpion tails. Bon Appetit!! And to help us in this transitional phase of crunching on arachnid chitin … Al Gore, and Gretta Thunberg have collaborated on a cookbook called, “Spicy Spider Recipes.” “That’s No Joke” Joe Biden would say. But it is woke. And the joke is on us.
Our planet continues in a natural rhythm of warming and cooling, which has been going on for billions of years. But these geniuses have decided we can’t allow the natural order to continue. These blockheads want to block out the Sun… just a little. The same woke government employing woke scientists, who can’t define what a woman is, and think men can become pregnant, are going to reengineer our atmosphere. No joke!
I wonder what the other 195 countries in the world might think of all this situation? What might Sweden, China, or Germany say? They all depend on the same atmosphere after all.
The method for blocking sunlight would be accomplished with aerosols injected into the stratosphere.
Interesting how we’ve been very concerned about particulate matter in our atmosphere until now. But now these aerosols and pollutants will save us. Hmmmm. Some clarifications: CO2 is not a pollutant. It’s actually essential for life. Our atmosphere is .04% CO2. We’ve had up to three times higher concentrations of CO2 in our planet’s history resulting in better plant growth and longer growth seasons. Our food supply always has depended on sunlight, CO2, and H2O, is the photosynthetic process. All life on planet Earth is dependent on this most basic biochemical process for its existence. To meddle with the atmospheric chemistry of our planet, and to block sunlight getting to the Earth’s surface is not just a calamity, it is insane.
You don’t experiment with the atmosphere and sunlight all life on the planet depends on for its existence. True scientists of the world, speak up!!