Say What Now?
Just when I thought it was safe to read through The Voice again from front to back, I get to Page 6 in the January 4 edition and there, in living black-and-white, is a column by beloved MAGA man and Trump sycophant, Wild Bill Suhayda. And it’s right under my enlightening bit of wisdom. If I would have known Suhayda was down there, I could have had some stinky stuff falling on him from above. I thought he’d hitched a ride back to Hungary with Viktor Orban.
Wild Bill seems to be upset with me for saying he should be fact-checked. Did you ever notice it’s the guilty who complain the most vehemently? Bela states that The Chas and I “celebrate the fascism of election interference in their party.” Apparently, Wild Bill was burning some new hallucinogenic incense in his Trump shrine January 6, 2021, and didn’t notice what the orange-faced moron who is No. 45 was celebrating.
I don’t want to waste any more space here countering Suhayda because it’s useless, so let’s move on to poor Donny T. because I accidentally mentioned his name while clearing some phlegm from my throat. He says, “Nobody’s been treated as badly as Trump.” (Sniff). I corrected the English of the “Special Genius” here. He was comparing himself to other U.S. presidents. If you were to ask me (which you didn’t but I’m going to answer, anyway), I’d say Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, and Kennedy, might beg to differ on the treatment issue. Well, Donny, no other president has tried to overturn the results of an election, or stolen thousands of secret documents, or compromised national security, or paid off a porn star to keep quiet about his rendezvous with her, or has told more than 36,000 lies as recorded by the Washington Post and the New York Times, or has been a convicted sex predator… Whew! I’m running out of breath. These run-on sentences really wear me out. Even Mike Pence won’t endorse you just because you wanted him hanged.
But the one reason that stands out for me that whatever bad treatment Trump is getting is well deserved and doesn’t make up for the fact that he called veterans killed in the invasion of Normandy on D-Day in 1944 and are buried in France, “Suckers and losers.” Draft-dodger Trump said his name-calling was fake news. Unfortunately, for him, he was recorded saying it. I have many veteran friends who are still Trumpers. Why? Doesn’t this bother them? What about that, Suhayda?
This disregard for the sacrifice of veterans and all of the rest of the above donkey-doo was vomited out of the mouth of a president-in-name-only blob who can’t even remember the name of his ex-wife, or recognize her in a photo. My favorite line of Trump’s still has to be, “People forget how huge Lincoln’s leadership was when the British took the airports during the Revolutionary War.” Mush brain, anyone?
It looks as if criminal indictment number five is headed Dum-Dum Donny’s way and he can’t blame Jo Biden and the criminal Democrats for this one. Scotland is finishing up its plans to sue him for $220 Million because he lied to them about his assets to get loans and pay less tax. Included are both his resorts in South Ayrshire and Aberdeen. Trump destroyed environmentally-sensitive areas of Scotland to build the greatest golf clubs the world has ever known. They’d bring tourists, golf tournaments, prestige, and millions of dollars in revenues to Scotland. So far, the clubs have been in the red since opening and have done nothing but cost the government money. The only thing Trump’s club brought to Scotland was tears of despair over bleeding funds and a totally-destroyed environment that can never be resurrected.
Speaking of bleeding, get your Mr. Clean Magic Erasers at the ready. According to Trump, we all may be taking a bloodbath in November. Talk about a bathtub ring.